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[dakegra]

I think I must have an approachable air about me. The other week I made a new friend at Sandal Castle, last weekend some random chap started chatting to me about his ex-wife in the swimming pool changing rooms (slightly disconcerting as I was nekkid at the time), and last night I got into a conversation about the relative merits of weetabix versus Asda's own-brand cereals at the supermarket.

So, dear reader. If *you* were to bump into me on the street, what would you want to talk to me about?